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1523Y00F04ruby15Y00C1Y26C2NMy Hideous Baloon Brother (Freak)
1218Y00F04ruby12Y00C1NSatchel Normal
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0806Y00C3NHello fellow wanderers. I would consider it an honour if you would be good
0801Nenough to solicit a manuscript from my goodself. I know it may not reach the
0821Y22C7Y37C3Y41C7Y49C3Nimpecable standards of Crested-Greebe or L. Conan, but I tried and god how.
0801NThe story is true, only the individual events are fictionalised to avoid my
0801Nlate brother, Chad suffering any pain in his premature grave (hope I haven't
0801Nspoiled the ending where he recieves combustion from local school boys too
0801Nmuch) at the shame of the hideous deformity which plagued his shat-apon life.
0801N
0801NPlease allow my prose to take you with it to a seemingly ordinary life of a
0801Ndamaged handicap:
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0820Y00F11microknight08NChad Normal was born seemingly normal, just another 'Normal' boy to Mr and
0801NMrs Normal. Mrs Normal, Lester to her close relatives and members of the
0801Nlocal spirit foundation always wanted a girl. Chad was not so much a
0801Ndisapointment as a failure on the part of her two-bit husband, Rhett. The
0801Nboy would have to do. At least he had no abnormalities; a severed finger, a
0801Ndislocated rib, a genital abnormality perhaps.
0801N
0801NAs Chad grew his mother treted him like she would have done had he been that
0801Nspecial baby girl. She dressed him in little panties and bathed him in her
0801Nspecial baby-mix, water with a dash of vinegar to keep the devil, satan
0801Nhimself away from the moving corpse of her son.
0801N
0801NChad displayed no new signs of abnormality. His oversized palms at first
0801Nappeared a worry, but once his mother had set them in boiling water for 20
0801Nminutes they were down to a much more acceptable size, though slightly
0801Nenflamed with first degree burning.
0801N
0801NOccasionly Chad would let all his fatty-puss tissue seep into his legs
0801Nincreasing each to about the size of a small bollard or perhaps a Jack Russel
0801N(dog type not cricketer who swans about behind stumps only 'daining' to
0801Ncatch a handy-ball when he isn't pimping team mates out). Mother would beat
0801Nthe crap out of Chad for this, but the motherfucker had to learn. Mummy
0801Ndidn't kill Chad. Mummy didn't kill Chad. Chad was a freak and freak's
0801Ndeserve to die.
0801N
0801NFat little bugger boy became big fat 'Rumpole' Chad with his manky fingers
0801Nand scummy belly that could consume all the air in the room when the pores
0801Nwere open. The five year old kid, seemingly unaware of his sicko-ness would
0801Nfloat about the room, using the helium contained in his belly as a buffer
0801Nagainst the fluck wallpaper that adorned. Mummy wasn't intreaseted in him
0801Ntrying to be clever and just let him float off one day when she was shopping,
0801Nglad to be rid of her foul son.
0801N
0801NWithout his flannel supporting tape Chad could not keep himself rigid. As he
0801Nglided about the sky like a wiggly, wiggly worm he would accidently plummit
0801Ninto railings and old people causing them to lose the no death, no claims
0801Nbonus on their over-50s policies that Frank Windsor had promised them would
0801Nsee them sound until that new hip materalised.
0801N
0801NOne astute OAP, Monkies Fred Lambchilds (a, in my opinion, deservedly
0801Ndecorated veteran of Hearts of Gold) got a bit pissed off with Chad so he
0801Nshot the bastard and let him bleed.
0801N
0801NIt took the local boys from the Scouting movement to kick the shit out of
0801NChad until he imploded in a big pile of his own puss and small intestine.
0801N
0811Y09C2Y15C4NChad was never like the other children.
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